April fools jokes Top 10 in Microsoft

Thus, the rating jokes 2010.

a. Call Sepycheskuyu high school and a long story about the benefits of legal software. If you turn on the speakerphone and gather friends peregovorke can be nice to revel.

2. Come to the Savyolovsky market for a long time to inquire the price hacked XBox, hard bargaining, emphasizing that there must be a discount for Microsoft employees.

3. Call the store that sells Linux and related souvenirs, to introduce the entire form to order a souvenir penguin 500 by bank transfer, ask if they do not sell well saws or axes.

4. Using a simple fake sender's address, send someone a letter from SteveB c heading 'I've been thinking about you. '. The main thing is to stand close to validolom ready, and some are not limited to obgryzvaniem nails before opening the letter and fall into a swoon.


5. On the way home stop at gaishnoy gazelle, which is the system flow (Delphi, InterBase and Windows), introduce yourself and ask if they have a license sticker. Strictly hmyknut and whirled through the double solid to a screeching tires, and go.

6. Replace the laptop companion in exactly the same, but with Linux. Since all corporate laptop similar and differ primarily labels ( which are in abundance ), then make it easy - a few minutes of amazement guaranteed.

7. Find the keys to the box and put a fellow there iPhone, iPod, Mac, and a photo of Steve Jobs ( A4 ) in the frame, and a signed 'Thank you for all your support'.

8. Get one right shoe from one locker room and take the other and vice versa. The main thing - to go home early and secure a web camera to watch hopping on one leg colleagues.

9. Make a photo and write a friend on Twitter that he had just been fired. After half an hour to write - ' No, really fired! '.

10. Having met in the elevator President MS Russia, suspicious look at him, frowning sternly, and eventually asked show your badge because his face seems suspicious to you, and policy needs to be vigilant. Additional beauty of this joke is that she makes a joke a reality 9.


These are the things. Stay tuned, as they say!.

PS I hope everyone understands that this blog is my personal opinion joking and did not consider it the official organ of the Microsoft Press.